Tiny Star Time to Fall In Love with Laughter
September172014

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

image

HO L YSH IT

(via wholetpenguinsintothetardis)

2PM
shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

(via corporealghost)

2PM

word-for-word transcript of my roommate going to bed.

  • girl: hey boyfriend?
  • boy: hey girlfriend?
  • girl: will you tell me a bedtime story?
  • boy: which one?
  • girl: the one where the boyfriend loves the girlfriend.
  • boy: once upon a time, there was a boyfriend who loved his girlfriend very very much. the end.
  • girl: that's my favorite story.
  • boy: i will always tell you that story.
2PM
changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

(via snorlaxlovesme)

11AM
September162014

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via snorlaxlovesme)

September152014

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(Source: wif2, via death-by-lulz)

11PM
11AM
all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

all-i-ever-wanted-dear:

shitfestcomic:

#135

I read this comic 2 days ago and I’m STILL laughing at it

(via luzhikari)

11AM
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