- girl: hey boyfriend?
- boy: hey girlfriend?
- girl: will you tell me a bedtime story?
- boy: which one?
- girl: the one where the boyfriend loves the girlfriend.
- boy: once upon a time, there was a boyfriend who loved his girlfriend very very much. the end.
- girl: that's my favorite story.
- boy: i will always tell you that story.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus